The Soph and I undertook a flyingly fast visit to Chav HQ (aka Worcester) this evening, for an Italian meal at, der, Little Venice.<\/p>\n
We walked in, sat, ordered, drank, ate, ate again, ate some more, drank again, paid and were out again in fifty-five minutes.<\/p>\n
How cool are we?<\/p>\n
But my friends there was much strangeness observed.<\/p>\n
Girls strolling around the centre of Worcester at 20.00 when the ambient external temperature reached a heady 2c, wearing…<\/p>\n
Fuck all<\/span> Nothing whatsoever.<\/p>\n Well, next to fuck all<\/span> nothing whatsoever.<\/p>\n When (bearing in mind the temperature) they’re teetering around town in their ‘fuck me’ shoes, micro-skirts and sleeveless summer dresses (it’s 20.00 and plus 2c!!!!) I think that constitutes Fuck All<\/span> nothing whatsoever, don’t you?<\/p>\n A new phrase was coined – at least I think it’s new (put it this way, I haven’t heard it before so I’m claiming it!)…<\/p>\n McChav!<\/p>\n Right, it’s 21.29 and that’s bed because the alarm is going to do its stuff at 05.15.<\/p>\n Night!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" The Soph and I undertook a flyingly fast visit to Chav HQ (aka Worcester) this evening, for an Italian meal at, der, Little Venice. We<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-450","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff","two-columns"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/450","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=450"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/450\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=450"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=450"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=450"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}