{"id":4639,"date":"2011-03-17T17:49:45","date_gmt":"2011-03-17T17:49:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=4639"},"modified":"2015-02-25T20:38:00","modified_gmt":"2015-02-25T20:38:00","slug":"im-with-stupid-unfortunately","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=4639","title":{"rendered":"I’m with stupid. Unfortunately"},"content":{"rendered":"

What we need is a gigantic ejector seat. Then we could put all of the really stupid people in it, push the button and watch with glee as they get catapulted in to darkest outer space.<\/p>\n

Or in to the sun.<\/p>\n

I was going to rant about the unnamed 26-year-old woman from Southwark, south London who has failed her driving test an alleged ninety times.<\/p>\n

And then I realised I was reading her story in the Daily Fail.<\/p>\n

And the Daily Fail has a proud track record of printing stories that aren’t true, so I figured I’d leave that one alone.<\/p>\n

So instead let’s focus on quite possibly the most stupid person in the whole of Wales.<\/p>\n

Renee Brady, from Fairwater, Cardiff.<\/p>\n

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That’s Renee, on the left. On the right is her daughter Levi. Nice that Renee named her daughter after a pair of jeans.<\/p>\n

Shows real class, that.<\/p>\n

Anyway.<\/p>\n

Renee’s 16-year-old, lying daughter went out and got a tattoo.<\/p>\n

There’s a permanent stamp on Levi’s arse that says ‘100% Welsh Lamb’.<\/p>\n

I’m not sure why the ‘l’ is capitalised.<\/p>\n

Maybe they have different rules for English grammar down there in Cardiff.<\/p>\n

Or maybe Levi is less than switched-on when it comes to understanding the rules of English.<\/p>\n

The thing is, the law clearly states that only those over the age of 18 can be tattooed, so Levi lied about her age.<\/p>\n

But who is the stupid girl’s mother focussing her anger at?<\/p>\n

Her lying daughter?<\/p>\n

Or the tattooist who her daughter lied to?<\/p>\n

Yep.<\/p>\n

She is, of course, angry at the tattooist.<\/p>\n

And stupid Renee has raised complaints.<\/p>\n

This means that public money is now being spent as officers from the South Wales Police investigate the complaint.<\/p>\n

Officers from Cardiff Trading Standards are also investigating the complaint.<\/p>\n

All this public money is being spent because Renee’s lying daughter wanted a tattoo, and was dishonest about her age to the tattooist.<\/p>\n

What a stupid twat Renee Brady is.<\/p>\n

Renee, you need to be a parent.<\/p>\n

Take some responsibility for your 16-year-old daughter’s actions.<\/p>\n

Stop blaming someone else.<\/p>\n

She’s your lying daughter.<\/p>\n

You deal with it.<\/p>\n

Twat.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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