{"id":476,"date":"2008-04-06T20:46:05","date_gmt":"2008-04-06T20:46:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=476"},"modified":"2008-04-06T20:52:24","modified_gmt":"2008-04-06T20:52:24","slug":"losing-the-will-to-live-now","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=476","title":{"rendered":"Losing the will to live now"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>TV advert.<\/p>\n<p><em>What channel is this particular episode of Friends on Soph?<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>E4+1.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Right, so we&#8217;re watching E4+1 and there was just a phony TV advert.<\/p>\n<p>You know the sort, lots of cheesy shots and all the dialogue dubbed to hide the fact that the sponsors are tighter than a duck&#8217;s arse when it comes to putting out advertisements in the country they were intended to be viewed.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, the award winning dialogue said:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;As a hairdresser, people ask me lots of things&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>What?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Lots of things?<\/p>\n<p>Things like&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>What&#8217;s the value of Pi?<br \/>\n<em>3.14159265358979323846 in decimal or 3.243F6A8885A308D31319 in hexadecimal<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Or&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>How many muscles does a cat have in each ear?<br \/>\n<em>32<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Or&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Who is credited with the invention of the scissors? (Come on! Every hairdresser should know this!)<br \/>\n<em>Leonardo da Vinci<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Or even&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>What is the longest word you can type on the top row of a keyboard?<br \/>\n<em>Typewriter<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Nah, I bet people don&#8217;t actually ask you any of these things.<\/p>\n<p>I also bet that people don&#8217;t ask you lots of things really.<\/p>\n<p>I just wish the people who write your scripts would get their collective heads out of their collective arses and do their fucking job properly.<\/p>\n<p>And treat us as if we were fully cognitive adults.<\/p>\n<p>For a change.<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>B<\/strong><\/em>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>TV advert. What channel is this particular episode of Friends on Soph? E4+1. Right, so we&#8217;re watching E4+1 and there was just a phony TV<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-476","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff","two-columns"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/476","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=476"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/476\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=476"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=476"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=476"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}