{"id":490,"date":"2008-04-17T19:16:59","date_gmt":"2008-04-17T19:16:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=490"},"modified":"2015-02-25T20:37:22","modified_gmt":"2015-02-25T20:37:22","slug":"a-funny-thing-happened-on-the-way-to-the-office","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=490","title":{"rendered":"A funny thing happened on the way to the office&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A couple of miles outside Gloucester along the A417 (also called The Cotswold Way &#8211; it&#8217;s a modern-day road that follows the line of an ancient Roman road) the road climbs up a long, steep hill to a very large roundabout.<\/p>\n<p>The roundabout is called The Air Balloon and it&#8217;s the junction between the A417 Cotswold Way and the A436 Stow-on-the-Wold road.<\/p>\n<p>And it&#8217;s a busy junction.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s a busy roundabout.<\/p>\n<p><strike>Fucking arrogant ignorant stupid bastard road terrorists<\/strike> Some HGV drivers <strike>are so totally fucking inconsiderate<\/strike> lack sufficient consideration and <strike>deliberately<\/strike> accidentally position themselves on the Air Balloon roundabout in such a way that they block both lanes as they attempt to speed (yes, I really do mean &#8216;speed&#8217;!!) around it.<\/p>\n<p>They try to speed around it because the next mile of the A417 is another long, steep and (for the <strike>fucking arrogant ignorant stupid bastard road terrorists<\/strike> lorry drivers) is a long slow crawl up the incline.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s why they speed.<\/p>\n<p>They&#8217;re trying to get up the hill before their lorries run out of impulsion and they have to drop down to 1st gear &#8211; which on most lorries &#8211; (mine included) is just a crawler gear.<\/p>\n<p>Now I know you might read this post and think &#8216;Oh, it&#8217;s just him having yet another rant at <strike>fucking arrogant ignorant stupid bastard road terrorists<\/strike> lorry drivers&#8217;.<\/p>\n<p>Again.<\/p>\n<p>But I&#8217;m not.<\/p>\n<p>This evening I have evidence that the <strike>fucking arrogant ignorant stupid bastard road terrorists<\/strike> lorry drivers (or one of them at least) are racing around the Air Balloon roundabout on the A417 in an attempt to climb &#8211; speedily &#8211; the rest of the hill up the A417 on to the Cotswolds.<\/p>\n<p>Photographic evidence.<\/p>\n<p>And here it is.<\/p>\n<p>So go on then, you <strike>fucking arrogant ignorant stupid bastard road terrorists<\/strike> lorry drivers who might be reading this.<\/p>\n<p>Explain to me &#8211; the holder of an HGV licence by the way &#8211; how it&#8217;s possible to do <em>that <\/em>to an articulated rig if the <strike>fucking arrogant ignorant stupid bastard road terrorist<\/strike> lorry driver wasn&#8217;t driving much too fast around the roundabout.<\/p>\n<p>Thank you.<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>B<\/strong><\/em>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A couple of miles outside Gloucester along the A417 (also called The Cotswold Way &#8211; it&#8217;s a modern-day road that follows the line of an<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-490","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff","two-columns"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/490","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=490"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/490\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=490"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=490"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=490"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}