Sometimes being an ultra left-wing supporter with occasional right-wing inclinations isn’t as easy as that might sound.<\/p>\n
I know I’m shallow.<\/p>\n
I’m deep, but I’m really shallow.<\/p>\n
I love people.<\/p>\n
But I hate them.<\/p>\n
This means I’m some kind of people-friendly sociopath.<\/p>\n
Not an oxymoron in sight, obv.<\/p>\n
In other news…<\/p>\n
Soph and I are hugely jet-lagged.<\/p>\n
Our sleep patterns are shagged two ways to Tuesday.<\/p>\n
As if my chronic insomnia isn’t bad enough.<\/p>\n
Imagine, if you can, that you have a body clock that says one thing, a brain that says something else and every clock in the house says something completely different.<\/p>\n
Not good, obv.<\/p>\n
Meanwhile…<\/p>\n
I see that this week’s Euromillions jackpot is \u00a3107 million.<\/p>\n
I’m just composing my ‘Sorry, I can’t come in to work any more’ email.<\/p>\n
Just in cases.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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