{"id":5076,"date":"2011-05-23T22:33:34","date_gmt":"2011-05-23T21:33:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=5076"},"modified":"2011-05-23T22:41:20","modified_gmt":"2011-05-23T21:41:20","slug":"white-van-man","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=5076","title":{"rendered":"White van man"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This is the first film shot from the new, reverse angle.<\/p>\n<p>I wish I drove as well as these two.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, wait.<\/p>\n<p>No I don&#8217;t.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m taking my Theory and Hazard Perception tests on Wednesday, for a charitable bet.<\/p>\n<p>A bunch of people have stuffed money in to a pot &#8211; enough money to pay for the test.<\/p>\n<p>And there&#8217;s just over \u00a330 left over which, when I win (by passing both tests without doing any preparation or homework beforehand), I shall donate to the ILPH.<\/p>\n<p>I recorded two very short scenes on the motorway this morning, on the way to work, and have just finished editing them down in to one sequence and putting a backing track to the film.<\/p>\n<p>The film features two <del>crackingly good<\/del> really really shit drivers.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m sure the fact that they&#8217;re both &#8216;white van&#8217; men is nothing more than coincidence.<\/p>\n<p><strong>NA08 HTF<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>and<\/p>\n<p><strong>WV54 VYH<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;re a pair of twats.<\/p>\n<p><object width=\"600\" height=\"390\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/YSv9FAWPDWU?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US\" \/><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><embed type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"600\" height=\"390\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/YSv9FAWPDWU?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is the first film shot from the new, reverse angle. I wish I drove as well as these two. Oh, wait. No I don&#8217;t.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5076","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff","two-columns"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5076","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5076"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5076\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5076"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5076"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5076"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}