Prompted by a comment from Sally in the White Van Man post, in which she asks how I did with my Driving Theory and Hazard Perception tests, I am crawling out from my hiding place (otherwise known as ‘being as busy as hell at work’), full of shame to reveal, in a shame-faced, shameful, shamey shamey shameful kind of way, that…<\/p>\n
I…<\/p>\n
Failed.<\/p>\n
Hahahahahaha!<\/p>\n
No I didn’t.<\/p>\n
The appropriate statement on the results sheet is:<\/p>\n
‘You scored 49 (out of 50) in your Theory Test. You scored 75 (out of 75) in your Hazard Perception Test’.<\/strong><\/p>\n I’ll get the sheet scanned in and uploaded as soon as I can, but for now you’ll have to make do with that.<\/p>\n Here’s the weird stuff.<\/p>\n They didn’t tell me which one I got wrong, just that it was in the section ‘Rules Of The Road’.<\/p>\n Here’s more weird stuff.<\/p>\n When I turned up, I was booked in and given a locker key. I had to take off my watch, empty my pockets (completely!), switch my phone off and put all of these things in to the locker.<\/p>\n Apparently people cheat.<\/p>\n