{"id":5139,"date":"2011-06-05T21:00:51","date_gmt":"2011-06-05T20:00:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=5139"},"modified":"2011-06-05T21:14:24","modified_gmt":"2011-06-05T20:14:24","slug":"collecting-things-as-i-walk-about","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=5139","title":{"rendered":"Collecting things as I walk about"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>We three Kings of orient are<\/em><br \/>\n<em> One in a bus and one in a car<\/em><br \/>\n<em> One on a scooter beeping his hooter<\/em><br \/>\n<em> Following Ringo Starr&#8230;.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know. It just somehow fits my slightly idiosyncratic mood.<\/p>\n<p>Perhaps because Home Alone 2 is on the TV.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not listening to it though.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve got my studio headphones on; I&#8217;m currently listening to Ray Charles&#8217; &#8216;Heartbreaker&#8217; on <a title=\"Barnsley Sime's internet radio station\" href=\"http:\/\/www.live365.com\/profiles\/sf_spider\" target=\"_blank\">Barnsley Sime&#8217;s internet radio station<\/a><\/p>\n<p>I am new to what Barnsley Sime does; it ain&#8217;t half bad, mum.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway.<\/p>\n<p>I have spent the day doing pony-related things.<\/p>\n<p>I was shut in a car with a very nice lady.<\/p>\n<p>Judging dressage.<\/p>\n<p>I seem to have accidentally become the new owner of a lovely Dun-coloured pony who was in our section.<\/p>\n<p>I sneaked him in to the back of the car later, when his owner wasn&#8217;t looking.<\/p>\n<p>Right now he&#8217;s grazing in the garden.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m going to have to find somewhere more appropriate to keep him.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway.<\/p>\n<p>Vinnie says &#8216;hello&#8217;.<\/p>\n<p>In that whickery kind of &#8216;Huhuhuhuh&#8217; way he does.<\/p>\n<p>We seem to have bought a new suite.<\/p>\n<p>And I haven&#8217;t bought one of these:<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_5140\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-5140\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a rel=\"attachment wp-att-5140\" href=\"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?attachment_id=5140\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-5140\" title=\"zx9r\" src=\"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/wp-content\/\/zx9r-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/zx9r-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/zx9r.jpg 640w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-5140\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Kawasaki ZX9R<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>But it was close there for a couple of minutes.<\/p>\n<p>As well as the pony (who is at this moment quietly grazing on my neighbour&#8217;s rhododendrons), I almost came home with a puppy.<\/p>\n<p>I know I can&#8217;t have one because of my stupid hours and daftly enormous travelling and stupid job but, and this is totally true, a small stray puppy, about 3 months old, was handed in to the Secretary&#8217;s tent.<\/p>\n<p>It was gorgeous.<\/p>\n<p>And nearly mine.<\/p>\n<p>But a sense of the common variety came upon me and I left him there.<\/p>\n<p>Though I do wonder if he was claimed by his rightful owners.<\/p>\n<p>And finally.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t understand why sitting in a car judging a day-full of dressage is tiring, but it flipping is!<\/p>\n<p>So it is only fitting that I make myself a mug of chocolate and vanish in the direction of my lovely bed, for half an hour in the company of David Niven&#8217;s first autobiographical work.<\/p>\n<p>And then lots of Zs will fall out of my mouth.<\/p>\n<p>Love you!<\/p>\n<p>x<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We three Kings of orient are One in a bus and one in a car One on a scooter beeping his hooter Following Ringo Starr&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5139","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff","two-columns"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5139","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5139"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5139\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5139"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5139"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5139"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}