{"id":5217,"date":"2011-06-18T22:26:32","date_gmt":"2011-06-18T21:26:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=5217"},"modified":"2011-06-18T23:40:52","modified_gmt":"2011-06-18T22:40:52","slug":"i-wish-i-was-a-social-secretary","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=5217","title":{"rendered":"I wish I was a social secretary"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Some parents moan about how they have to service their offspring&#8217;s hectic social lives.<\/p>\n<p>Family cars bearing notices such as &#8216;Dad&#8217;s Taxi Service&#8217; and &#8216;Unpaid Chauffeur&#8217; cruise from destination to destination, to pick up or disgorge precious cargo.<\/p>\n<p>I wish my offspring-related issues were so mundane.<\/p>\n<p>This evening I have spent hours &#8211; hours! &#8211; trying to make Daughter&#8217;s trip happen.<\/p>\n<p>She wants to come and stay with me for a week or two in August.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s nice.<\/p>\n<p>And while she&#8217;s here she wants to go to the Reading Festival.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s fine, I can swing that.<\/p>\n<p>The big issue is getting her here.<\/p>\n<p>Daughter&#8217;s local airport (and I use the word &#8216;local&#8217; in the widest possible terms) is Almeria.<\/p>\n<p>The two airlines that service direct routes between the UK and Almeria are RyanAir and EasyJet.<\/p>\n<p>But she can&#8217;t travel with either RyanAir or EasyJet because she&#8217;s 13 years old.<\/p>\n<p>Both of these airlines view her as an unaccompanied minor.<\/p>\n<p>And, according to their airline policies, she is not allowed to travel by herself.<\/p>\n<p>Iberia and British Airways would accept her as an unaccompanied minor, which is great.<\/p>\n<p>Except the nearest Spanish base both of those airlines operate from is Malaga.<\/p>\n<p>And Malaga is a long, long way from her home village.<\/p>\n<p>Such a long distance that Daughter&#8217;s mother is being highly resistant to making the trip.<\/p>\n<p>For either leg of the journey, let alone both.<\/p>\n<p>So if anyone from the &#8216;Unpaid Chauffeur&#8217; service can come up with a solution to my problems, please feel free to let me know.<\/p>\n<p>If you&#8217;re wondering how I&#8217;ve done it in the past, on previous occasions I&#8217;ve:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>flown out to Spain<\/li>\n<li>hired a car<\/li>\n<li>driven up to her village<\/li>\n<li>picked her up<\/li>\n<li>had hugs<\/li>\n<li>cuddled<\/li>\n<li>had lunch<\/li>\n<li>giggled<\/li>\n<li>told jokes<\/li>\n<li>cuddled some more<\/li>\n<li>driven back together<\/li>\n<li>spent the night in a near-airport hotel<\/li>\n<li>dropped off the hire car and<\/li>\n<li>flown back together<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>And done the reverse arrangements at the end of her holiday.<\/p>\n<p>Obv.<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Edit&#8230;<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>Lee, a Twitter buddy, has found bmibaby.com who have a weekly flight from Almeria to Nottingham.<\/p>\n<p>And they&#8217;d accept Daughter as an\u00a0unaccompanied traveller.<\/p>\n<p>But, weirdly, their website won&#8217;t let anyone actually book a journey for an unaccompanied 13-year old.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Some parents moan about how they have to service their offspring&#8217;s hectic social lives. 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