Holy Bloody Hell.<\/p>\n
These people are supposed to be bright?<\/p>\n
They’re chasing a low six-figure salary?<\/p>\n
This evening we have two teams of candidates running around on a shopping expedition in Marrakesh.<\/p>\n
There’s the gobby northern twat – Claire – who is so mouthy that she’s stealing everybody else’s oxygen.<\/p>\n
She embarrasses me.<\/p>\n
That I’m a member of the same species as her – that’s what embarrasses me.<\/p>\n
She doesn’t know the meaning of the word ‘silent’. She doesn’t know what the word ‘tact’ means.<\/p>\n
And she’s so much in denial that it’s actually beyond belief.<\/p>\n
Lee, bless him, is trying.<\/p>\n
But sadly he’s trapped in the back of a taxi with a Muslim girl who apparently doesn’t understand the concept of evening prayer in an African country.<\/p>\n
And let me get this straight… Jenny (the tall read-headed candidate) who tries to bribe a member of staff in a store to not<\/em> supply the opposing team is applying for a job as PA to Sir Alan Sugar (AMS)?<\/p>\n Yet she shows the ethics of Fagin?<\/p>\n Does she honestly think that AMS wants to be associated with someone like that?<\/p>\n Back in AMS’s boardroom she opens her mouth and lies and lies and lies.<\/p>\n The team leader (also a Jennifer – but another one) is frankly, a brainless, spineless, game-playing Northern Irish bint.<\/p>\n And on their team they have a person who describes himself as ‘a nice Jewish boy’ who doesn’t know the difference between Kosher and Halal?<\/p>\n These are allegedly intelligent people?<\/p>\n Meanwhile on the other team we see a degree of control that’s completely absent from the former team.<\/p>\n In particular Rafe is a real player – though I strongly suspect he’s doing so well in Marrakesh because of his looks, appearance and above all, his excellent demeanour.<\/p>\n I’m warming to him.<\/p>\n He’s improving with time.<\/p>\n I realise that The Apprentice is car crash television but some of these people are so contemptible that they almost defy belief.<\/p>\n In the taxi back to the house the aforementioned gobby northern twat – Claire – tells us that her nickname at work is ‘Rottweiler’.<\/p>\n I’ve got news for you Claire.<\/p>\n That nickname is nothing to do with your attitude.<\/p>\n It’s because you’re a dog.<\/p>\n B<\/strong><\/em>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Holy Bloody Hell. These people are supposed to be bright? They’re chasing a low six-figure salary? This evening we have two teams of candidates running<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-524","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff","two-columns"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/524","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=524"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/524\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=524"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=524"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=524"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}