{"id":526,"date":"2008-05-08T11:59:24","date_gmt":"2008-05-08T11:59:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=526"},"modified":"2008-05-08T11:59:43","modified_gmt":"2008-05-08T11:59:43","slug":"swindonspeak","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=526","title":{"rendered":"SwindonSpeak"},"content":{"rendered":"

SwindonSpeak, it’s a little like a 21st Century version of Orwell’s Newspeak as outlined in his work 1984.<\/em><\/p>\n

Here’s a snippet of overhearing that fell loudly in to my ears while I was in the centre of Swindon town getting some cash out of the machine (I’ve done the best I can with punctuation, but where there was no breath or natural pause, sentences have been continued).<\/p>\n

“Gor lookit tha’ photo she’s go’ tits inshe an’ fuckin’ legs she’s fuckin’ gorgeous Jase wearjoo pull ‘er in that pub in Portugal you toll me abou’?”<\/p>\n

“Yer on the firs’ nye an’ she ‘ad a fren rye bu’ she fuck’d off and fucken fuck’d a fucken German wouldja believe i’ good lookin’ bir’ too aye.”<\/p>\n

“How far she live ay are you goin’ to ge’ togev’r agin?”<\/p>\n

“Nah she’s in fuckin’ Devin inni’ or sumwear up norf s’fuckin’ miles if she wan’s me she can come an’ ge’ me she knows wear I is.”<\/p>\n

“Hahahahaha.”<\/p>\n

Good grief.<\/p>\n

Is there any hope for the rest of us?<\/p>\n

B<\/strong><\/em>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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