The heat, the flies, the drums, the heat, the flies, the drums.<\/p>\n
Don’t the natives ever stop beating those drums Daphne?<\/p>\n
Oh. That’s a chav driving past in his Nova with the window down and the stereo full on?<\/p>\n
Well what about the flies?<\/p>\n
Oh! They’re around because of all the dog walkers who force their animals to crap outside and don’t clean up after them?<\/p>\n
And the heat?<\/p>\n
Oh.<\/p>\n
It’s not winter any more?<\/p>\n
Really?<\/p>\n
Better start hoarding water then old girl, the drought measures and hose-pipe ban will soon be upon us.<\/p>\n
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