{"id":5325,"date":"2011-07-18T20:14:36","date_gmt":"2011-07-18T19:14:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=5325"},"modified":"2011-07-18T20:14:36","modified_gmt":"2011-07-18T19:14:36","slug":"insert-something-witty-here","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=5325","title":{"rendered":"Insert something witty here"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hello! How are you? How are things? What&#8217;s new?<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve been mental.<\/p>\n<p>But you knew that already.<\/p>\n<p>On <strong>Sunday\u00a0<\/strong>I had a fun fun fun day, helping judge dressage at the Ascott-under-Wychwood, British Eventing One Day Event.<\/p>\n<p>I have just checked the results website, I&#8217;m very pleased to see that the pony that I wanted to bring home (there&#8217;s always at least one of those) won her section, leading from the front all the way.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m thrilled to bits with this result.<\/p>\n<p>The rider was a tidy youngster with a promising style, and the pony was a star.<\/p>\n<p>On <strong>Saturday<\/strong> we went to see HP7b2d (Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part Two &#8211; non-3D).<\/p>\n<p>We went to the 22.30 showing, to avoid children.<\/p>\n<p>The bottom line for me is simple.<\/p>\n<p>No matter what certification the BBFC has awarded the film, it is *not* a children&#8217;s film.<\/p>\n<p>Seriously.<\/p>\n<p>I spent a huge chunk of <strong>Friday<\/strong> in the Salisbury area, then came home to join Soph in the studio, where we sat in front of a couple of microphones, listened to four Top Tracks and talked what some might consider to be amusing rubbish.<\/p>\n<p>And by &#8216;some&#8217; I mean Soph and me, obv.<\/p>\n<p>On <strong>Thursday<\/strong>, after a day of work stuff, I went to band practice.<\/p>\n<p>This month&#8217;s pieces were Bob Dylan&#8217;s &#8216;Knockin on Heaven&#8217;s Door&#8217; to warm up, Snow Patrol&#8217;s &#8216;Chasing Cars&#8217; for the main course and Pink Floyd&#8217;s &#8216;Comfortably Numb&#8217; for the finger-shredding dessert.<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s a video clip and some stills knocking around somewhere. I&#8217;ll find them if you want.<\/p>\n<p>On <strong>Wednesday<\/strong>\u00a0evening I was a singleton because Soph was out. I stayed home and annoyed the hell out of Twitter. And finished writing Part One (of three) of a new short story project. And practised guitar.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Tuesday<\/strong> evening I had my weekly guitar lesson. Then came home and continued trying to learn how to drive Sony Vegas Pro.<\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t remember what happened on <strong>Monday<\/strong>, it&#8217;s lost in a haze of not enough sleep and too much being awake. But it&#8217;s safe to assume it involved trying to acquire more Vegas Pro skilz.<\/p>\n<p>The Vegas Pro thing isn&#8217;t going too well.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m finding it simple to learn the &#8216;new&#8217; features and facilities. But I&#8217;m finding it difficult to do the &#8216;old&#8217; &#8216;routine&#8217; functions that I can do in the old, free editing package.<\/p>\n<p>For example, earlier today I recorded a very short, witty and (I think) amusing little film.<\/p>\n<p>After making the film I fired up the nasty little free video editing package, added a title, two sets of credits, trimmed and edited the clip and added a soundtrack.<\/p>\n<p>Five minutes from start to finish.<\/p>\n<p>In the free software.<\/p>\n<p>Then I fired up Vegas Pro and tried to do the same thing.<\/p>\n<p>Half an hour later I&#8217;m still trying to figure out how to make the software do what I have already done &#8211; and done in a handful of minutes &#8211; with the free software.<\/p>\n<p>Jesus.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m sure I&#8217;ll get the hang of Vegas Pro sooner or later.<\/p>\n<p>And the short video?<\/p>\n<p>Here it is:<\/p>\n<p><object width=\"590\" height=\"390\" classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/q91CIE6RzJ4?version=3&amp;hl=en_US\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><embed width=\"590\" height=\"390\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/q91CIE6RzJ4?version=3&amp;hl=en_US\" allowFullScreen=\"true\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" \/><\/object><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hello! How are you? How are things? What&#8217;s new? I&#8217;ve been mental. But you knew that already. 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