{"id":5467,"date":"2011-09-03T16:52:37","date_gmt":"2011-09-03T15:52:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=5467"},"modified":"2011-09-03T16:52:37","modified_gmt":"2011-09-03T15:52:37","slug":"elvis-has-left-the-building","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=5467","title":{"rendered":"Elvis has left the building!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Daughter is, by now, back on <em>terra firma<\/em>, 1,000 miles away from here.<\/p>\n<p>Bitter.<\/p>\n<p>Sweet.<\/p>\n<p>I shall miss her.<\/p>\n<p>Having her around every day?<\/p>\n<p>There are no words.<\/p>\n<p>But on the other hand.<\/p>\n<p>It is nice to have the house back to being &#8216;ours&#8217;, instead of being &#8216;ours plus one&#8217;.<\/p>\n<p>The subtle dynamic change, while Daughter has been around, between Soph and I has been interesting to observe.<\/p>\n<p>It hasn&#8217;t been a disruptive change, but the lack of farting and belching around the house during the last week has been notable.<\/p>\n<p>And the lack of swearage.<\/p>\n<p>And not being able to take my trousers off as soon as I get in through the front door.<\/p>\n<p>But I shall miss her.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Daughter is, by now, back on terra firma, 1,000 miles away from here. Bitter. Sweet. I shall miss her. Having her around every day? There<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5467","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff","two-columns"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5467","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5467"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5467\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5467"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5467"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5467"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}