{"id":5470,"date":"2011-09-03T17:26:57","date_gmt":"2011-09-03T16:26:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=5470"},"modified":"2011-09-03T17:31:41","modified_gmt":"2011-09-03T16:31:41","slug":"same-song-different-tune","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=5470","title":{"rendered":"Same song, different tune"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>ATTENTION PARENTS!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>When you are in a public place with your offspring, you need to remember a simple set of rules:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>You own that fucking child<\/li>\n<li>You have a total responsibility to be a parent to your child at all fucking times<\/li>\n<li>Being a parent is not a part-time thing<\/li>\n<li>If you ignore that child of yours, it will run fucking riot<\/li>\n<li>It will whine and cry and scream and it will make a fucking noisome din<\/li>\n<li>But because you are the parent, you can tune the rioting brat out<\/li>\n<li>We, the rest of humanity, we fucking can&#8217;t<\/li>\n<li>If you ignore your fucking brat and it runs riot and whines and shouts<\/li>\n<li>I will fucking stamp on it<\/li>\n<li>And it will be YOUR FAULT<\/li>\n<li>Just because you ignored it<\/li>\n<li>In a public place<\/li>\n<li>And let it go fucking mental<\/li>\n<li>Within the sight and hearing of someone who doesn&#8217;t fucking care about it<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<div>That is all.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>ATTENTION PARENTS! When you are in a public place with your offspring, you need to remember a simple set of rules: You own that fucking<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5470","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff","two-columns"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5470","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5470"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5470\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5470"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5470"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5470"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}