{"id":5482,"date":"2011-09-05T20:16:17","date_gmt":"2011-09-05T19:16:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=5482"},"modified":"2011-09-05T20:19:44","modified_gmt":"2011-09-05T19:19:44","slug":"thems-the-breaks-kiddo-thems-the-breaks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=5482","title":{"rendered":"Them’s the breaks, kiddo. Them’s the breaks"},"content":{"rendered":"

I called my GP today to ask how the X-Ray results looked. The conversation went a little like this:<\/p>\n

Me: So how do the pictures look?<\/p>\n

Him: Good. Your lungs are absolutely clear.<\/p>\n

Me: Great.<\/p>\n

Him: Yes. And those four broken ribs have healed very nicely.<\/p>\n

Me: Erm.<\/p>\n

Him: The broken ribs. Two on the left and two on the right.<\/p>\n

Me: Ah. Erm.<\/p>\n

Him: They were broken quite some time ago, but at different times. The left two are much older.<\/p>\n

Me: Erm.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

I’m obviously so hard that I break ribs and don’t even know it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I called my GP today to ask how the X-Ray results looked. The conversation went a little like this: Me: So how do the pictures<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5482","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff","two-columns"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5482","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5482"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5482\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5482"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5482"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5482"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}