{"id":550,"date":"2008-05-19T20:34:00","date_gmt":"2008-05-19T20:34:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=550"},"modified":"2008-05-19T21:49:15","modified_gmt":"2008-05-19T21:49:15","slug":"poxy-bloody-wanking-fucking-awful-drivers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=550","title":{"rendered":"Poxy bloody wanking fucking awful drivers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was going to blow off steam.<\/p>\n<p>You really wouldn&#8217;t believe the standard of driving I saw on the way to the yard this evening.<\/p>\n<p>The girl in the Golf in front of me who &#8211; <em>for six miles<\/em> &#8211; spent the entire time texting.<\/p>\n<p>At 60 miles an hour.<\/p>\n<p>The lorry drivers (four of them) who blocked the M5 for eighteen miles by playing leap-frog in the first overtaking lane.<\/p>\n<p>The thirty-eight car and van drivers I encountered who remain blissfully unaware that the middle lane is now officially designated &#8216;the first overtaking lane&#8217; &#8211; and when you&#8217;ve overtaking you have a legal obligation to pull in to the left-hand lane, you dozy fucking wankheads.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll admit I was also frustrated by a half-hour holdup when the M5 was closed because the driver of a Ford Focus decided to introduce his car to a bridge support in the middle section of the motorway at close to 70mph.<\/p>\n<p>The policeman I spoke to confirmed &#8211; as the rubber marks clearly indicated &#8211; that no other vehicle was involved.<\/p>\n<p>So it&#8217;s likely the driver either fell asleep or was also doing the text thing &#8211; or perhaps playing with their satnav.<\/p>\n<p>I realise that the standard of driving in the UK is better than it is in some other European countries.<\/p>\n<p>But we&#8217;re in danger of labouring under delusions of adequacy.<\/p>\n<p>And we&#8217;re not adequate.<\/p>\n<p>The standard of driving in the UK today is absolutely awful.<\/p>\n<p>We need compulsory retests every two years.<\/p>\n<p>We need IQ tests &#8211; without which the candidates don&#8217;t get even a provisional licence.<\/p>\n<p>We need common sense tests &#8211; as above.<\/p>\n<p>And we need penalties which keep people who are caught breaking motoring laws off the bloody roads.<\/p>\n<p>Hanging about waiting for people to drive their cars in to motorway pillars isn&#8217;t good enough.<\/p>\n<p>Yes the gene pool needs thinning out, but let&#8217;s keep these people off the roads in the first place &#8211; they could end up injuring or killing some poor innocent person.<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>B<\/strong><\/em>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was going to blow off steam. You really wouldn&#8217;t believe the standard of driving I saw on the way to the yard this evening.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-550","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff","two-columns"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/550","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=550"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/550\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=550"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=550"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=550"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}