{"id":5511,"date":"2011-09-25T14:45:21","date_gmt":"2011-09-25T13:45:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=5511"},"modified":"2011-09-27T13:37:01","modified_gmt":"2011-09-27T12:37:01","slug":"when-is-a-parked-car-not-a-parked-car","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=5511","title":{"rendered":"When is a parked car not a parked car?"},"content":{"rendered":"

Don’t you just hate inconsiderate bastard parkers?<\/p>\n

You know the sort.<\/p>\n

They’re the ones who are either so completely stuffed up their own arse, that they don’t think about anyone else.<\/p>\n

Or they do think about other people, but only to laugh and scorn at them, as they park their car in a completely fucking unacceptable manner.<\/p>\n

These are good questions; questions that a joint academic\/medical research facility should investigate.<\/p>\n

For this study’s first case, I would like to suggest we have a look inside the brain of the owner of the Mercedes, registration number D18 LJR.<\/p>\n

The stunning example of selfish parking, perpetrated on the British public by D18 LJR that we have captured took place on Saturday 24th September 2011, at Llanthony Priory, at the foothills of the Black Mountains in Wales.<\/p>\n

Here is our evidence:<\/p>\n

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D18 LJR (click through for large photo)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

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The poor owner\/driver of the Peugeot was totally hemmed in. My car (out of shot, but next to the Peugeot) was equally jammed in.<\/p>\n

Three-quarters of an hour – 45 minutes – that’s how long I had to wait for the selfish fucker who, obviously, can afford a private registration number, but can’t afford to consider any other person on the face of the planet.<\/p>\n

Quality parking there, from D18 LJR.<\/p>\n

Such a shame you’re a total knob.<\/p>\n

On behalf of the rest of mankind, I’d just like to tell you that you shouldn’t be behind the wheel of a dodgem, let alone a car out on the road.<\/p>\n

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