And now to bed.<\/p>\n
It’s been a fun-packed, action-filled evening.<\/p>\n
Soph’s dillied and dallied her way through an essay prep.<\/p>\n
I’ve dozed my way through Clear and Present Danger.<\/p>\n
The thing is, with watching television when half asleep, is that one’s brain freewheels.<\/p>\n
Especially when the adverts interrupt the programming.<\/p>\n
Femfresh, that’s been advertised a lot this evening.<\/p>\n
Why?<\/p>\n
Does a study of the television-watching audience indicate that there’s a large proportion of the Sunday evening film viewership who have, erm, odorous bits?<\/p>\n
And why doesn’t the Femfresh advert come right out and say what the product is for?<\/p>\n
How coy is that?<\/p>\n
It’s like watching an advert for HSBC that doesn’t actually mention money or accounts or credit cards or loans.<\/p>\n
Which is, of course, precisely what HSBC adverts don’t do.<\/p>\n
So there we have it; Femfresh manufacturers are shy.<\/p>\n
So here, courtesy of a tired brain, is my advertising slogan – in an Ordinary People kind of way.<\/p>\n
Femfresh. For women with smelly c*nts.<\/p>\n
There.<\/p>\n
I said it.<\/p>\n
That’ll be \u00c2\u00a350,000 please Femfresh.<\/p>\n
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