{"id":607,"date":"2008-06-23T21:39:49","date_gmt":"2008-06-23T20:39:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=607"},"modified":"2008-06-23T21:39:49","modified_gmt":"2008-06-23T20:39:49","slug":"theyre-just-taunting-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=607","title":{"rendered":"They&#8217;re just taunting you!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was on a google microsite earlier when I noticed one of the sidebar adverts said &#8216;Find singles in your area now!&#8217;.<\/p>\n<p>Why?<\/p>\n<p>So that we smug marrieds can corner the singletons and taunt them?<\/p>\n<p>Mock them?<\/p>\n<p>Make them feel sad and miserable?<\/p>\n<p>Well, I mean&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>What kind of advertising campaign is that?<\/p>\n<p>Poor taste, I hope you&#8217;ll agree.<\/p>\n<p>Oh yes.<\/p>\n<p>\ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>B<\/strong><\/em>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was on a google microsite earlier when I noticed one of the sidebar adverts said &#8216;Find singles in your area now!&#8217;. Why? So that<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-607","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff","two-columns"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/607","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=607"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/607\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=607"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=607"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=607"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}