I’m sitting at the kitchen table waiting for my freshly nuked Oatso Simple to cool to something approaching mouth-bearing temperature.<\/p>\n
I notice the 2-pint bottle of milk I bought yesterday.<\/p>\n
To top and label aren’t red, as I’m used to.<\/p>\n
They’re orange.<\/p>\n
The writing says ‘1% Fat Milk’.<\/p>\n
I’m low on sleep so my brain turns this phrase over several times.<\/p>\n
Is it milk for people who are 1% fat?<\/p>\n
Or is it a product that is 1% fat?<\/p>\n
And if the latter, where’s the other 99% of fat?<\/p>\n
Is there, lurking somewhere on a shelf of a supermarket – known only to those ‘in the know’ – a container of milk that is ‘Full Fat Plus’?<\/p>\n
You know, ordinary Full Fat milk plus the 99% of my own 2-pinter?<\/p>\n
Is there a premium milk product which the fat-drinking conniseurs fawn over in the darkest moments of their top secret full-on fat-fests?<\/p>\n
[pause whilst breakfast is eaten and tea is gulped]<\/p>\n
OK, I’m a little more awake now.<\/p>\n
The shower (brilliant shower!) did the best it could to shake me out of sleepydom but it didn’t quite do the trick.<\/p>\n
But at least my head is clearer after food and drink.<\/p>\n
Perhaps, by the time I hit the Victorial Line, I’ll be 100% awake.<\/p>\n
Good luck people.<\/p>\n
And hey!<\/p>\n
Let’s be careful out there.<\/p>\n
[cue Hill Street Blues theme]<\/p>\n
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