{"id":610,"date":"2008-06-24T20:26:09","date_gmt":"2008-06-24T19:26:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=610"},"modified":"2008-06-24T20:26:09","modified_gmt":"2008-06-24T19:26:09","slug":"gotta-get-myself-gotta-get-myself-gotta-get-myself-connected","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=610","title":{"rendered":"Gotta get myself, gotta get myself, gotta get myself connected"},"content":{"rendered":"

Long but oh so apt title…<\/em><\/p>\n

Lean closer my little droogies for I have a tale of cunning to tell.<\/p>\n

And while you’re leaning closer, gaze too at my nakedness.<\/p>\n

Yes indeed, I am without cables.<\/p>\n

I have my very own copy of the internet; I am WiFi’d.<\/p>\n

Theresa’s part-time boyfriend (that’s her label, not mine!) has given her a WiFi router which someone else gave him because they couldn’t remember how to get in to it to change the passwords and anyway they had a new one from BT so….<\/p>\n

Bwahahahahahahah!!!!!<\/p>\n

I have hacked in to it.<\/p>\n

And stolen the WEP key.<\/p>\n

And installed the self same WEP key on to Theresa’s Apple and my very own World’s Fastest Laptop.<\/p>\n

And now I can go anywhere!<\/p>\n

Look!<\/p>\n

I’ll show you.<\/p>\n

Now I’m on the top floor, in the office.<\/p>\n

Now I’m in the 2nd bathroom.<\/p>\n

On the floor below – in my bedroom.<\/p>\n

In Theresa’s bedroom now.<\/p>\n

Yeah, sorry Theresa.<\/p>\n

You’re right.<\/p>\n

I should have knocked.<\/p>\n

My that’s a big one!<\/p>\n

I’m leaving now.<\/p>\n

On the next floor down now.<\/p>\n

Lurking outside Shane and Pete’s room.<\/p>\n

You know…<\/p>\n

One embarrasing moment a night is enough.<\/p>\n

Now I’m in the 1st bathroom.<\/p>\n

And now on the ground floor.<\/p>\n

In the lounge.<\/p>\n

Look!<\/p>\n

This is me sprawled on the couch!<\/p>\n

And now in the kitchen – putting the kettle on!<\/p>\n

And now…<\/p>\n

In the garden, walking up to the fish pond and feeding the fish.<\/p>\n

And back in the kitchen – pouring freshly boiled water on to a teabag.<\/p>\n

Ah yes my friends.<\/p>\n

The wireless life is the life for me.<\/p>\n

Theresa, I have to tell you, has just come downstairs, gone in to the lounge, picked up a dustpan and brush and gone back up to her bedroom…<\/p>\n

Saying she was going to clean up after having swept the chimney.<\/p>\n

Really?<\/p>\n

That’s what it’s called?<\/p>\n

Well I never!<\/p>\n

B<\/strong><\/em>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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