{"id":620,"date":"2008-06-30T18:02:44","date_gmt":"2008-06-30T17:02:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=620"},"modified":"2008-06-30T19:03:18","modified_gmt":"2008-06-30T18:03:18","slug":"news-from-swindon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=620","title":{"rendered":"News from Swindon!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>An email arrives from one of the lovely folk who works in the workplace Costa I used to frequent in Swindon.<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s a Costa in my new workplace too.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s nice that there is such a consistency in my life.<\/p>\n<p>But it&#8217;s not the same Costa.<\/p>\n<p>Not the same  lovelies.<\/p>\n<p>I miss them all.<\/p>\n<p>And I miss their prices too.<\/p>\n<p>The price of the Latt\u00c3\u00a9, you smutty-minded individual, the price of the Latt\u00c3\u00a9.<\/p>\n<p>\u00c2\u00a31 for a small-to-medium in Swindon<\/p>\n<p>\u00c2\u00a31.85 for a medium in Victoria.<\/p>\n<p>\u00c2\u00a30.85 difference!<\/p>\n<p>How&#8217;s that work out?<\/p>\n<p>\u00c2\u00a32.25 for a large one.<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s a joke close by but it&#8217;s bordering on bad taste and who knows, Si\u00c3\u00a2n or one of the other lovelies from Swindon might be looking in &#8211; and I wouldn&#8217;t want to offend them with rude implications.<\/p>\n<p>Oh no.<\/p>\n<p>Because that never happened while I was working there.<\/p>\n<p>Absolutely.<\/p>\n<p>Not.<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>B<\/strong><\/em>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An email arrives from one of the lovely folk who works in the workplace Costa I used to frequent in Swindon. There&#8217;s a Costa in<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-620","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff","two-columns"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/620","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=620"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/620\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=620"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=620"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=620"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}