It’s a little like a Stephen King storyline.<\/p>\n
There’s something stirring in the house in south London. Something dark. Something mysterious. Something unnamed and malevolent. Something bad.<\/em><\/p>\n For there has been much badness in this house this evening, my droogies.<\/p>\n Oh yes.<\/p>\n The first piece of badness was the demon-possessed measuring of ingredients for my tea.<\/p>\n Because the finished product was massive.<\/p>\n At least as big as K2 – if not slightly ‘massier’ around the middle.<\/p>\n And, with the main course safely – if belt-looseningly – dealt with…<\/p>\n There was the desert.<\/p>\n 700g of fresh fruit salad.<\/p>\n Melon (many varieties), grapes (ditto), pineapple, strawberries, kiwi, mango, pomegranate (yes, really!) and something else.<\/p>\n 700g of it.<\/p>\n No, just 700g, not 700g plus 700g because that would be 1,400g (or 1.4Kg if you prefer) and I’m not sure that even I could deal with gluttony on such a scale!<\/p>\n Anyway now I am in bed.<\/p>\n Eyeing up the bottle of Chocolate Fudge Brownie-flavoured Frijj milkshake, sitting on my bedside table.<\/p>\n Right next to two Caramel bars.<\/p>\n See what I mean?<\/p>\n Much badness in the house this evening.<\/p>\n Because there’s no way I would ordinarily consume such quantities.<\/p>\n Oh no, not I.<\/p>\n But I’m looking forward to the Stephen King book of the real-life experience.<\/p>\n I just hope I can stomach it (bwahahaha!).<\/p>\n B<\/strong><\/em>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" It’s a little like a Stephen King storyline. There’s something stirring in the house in south London. Something dark. Something mysterious. Something unnamed and malevolent.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-628","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff","two-columns"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/628","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=628"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/628\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=628"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=628"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=628"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}