{"id":637,"date":"2008-07-18T09:34:00","date_gmt":"2008-07-18T08:34:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=637"},"modified":"2008-07-18T09:35:23","modified_gmt":"2008-07-18T08:35:23","slug":"were-all-going-on-on-a","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=637","title":{"rendered":"We&#8217;re all going on on a&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>WTF?<\/p>\n<p>I fell in to a vacant seat on the tube, fiddled with my laptop case and then looked about me.<\/p>\n<p>Wished I hadn&#8217;t.<\/p>\n<p>Sitting opposite was a vision in super-bright yellowness.<\/p>\n<p>I mean Oh My God!<\/p>\n<p>She was just so yesterday.<\/p>\n<p>The Barbie Beach Girl.<\/p>\n<p>Yellow sandals (but they did look like nice shoes), super-bright canary yellow dress &#8211; trimmed with white around her extremely ample cleavage.<\/p>\n<p>A tiny way-too-spangly silver bolero cardigan-type top, huuuuuge sunglasses (also bright yellow).<\/p>\n<p>And lots of really bad blonde hair with a massive dark area on top where her roots were coming through.<\/p>\n<p>Oh yeah, and finger- and toe-nails painted silver to almost match the funny little bolero top.<\/p>\n<p>At that time of day sitting on a tube in Brixton she looked a little&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Out of place.<\/p>\n<p><strong><em>B<\/em><\/strong>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>WTF? I fell in to a vacant seat on the tube, fiddled with my laptop case and then looked about me. Wished I hadn&#8217;t. Sitting<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-637","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff","two-columns"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/637","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=637"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/637\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=637"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=637"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=637"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}