T-shirted (and polo-shirted!) slogans.<\/p>\n
Last Wednesday the\u00c2\u00a0waitress\u00c2\u00a0in the Deli had a message for everyone.<\/p>\n
“A good girl is just a bad girl who hasn’t been caught…”<\/em><\/p>\n Guaranteed to get every male (and those females who may be interested) looking at her chest.<\/p>\n But while I was waiting for The Lovely S in the heart of London’s Glittering Theatreland last week I saw the scariest of scary T-shirt slogans.<\/p>\n “Eat, Drink, Pray.”<\/em><\/p>\n I’m sure there’s a place for religious messages.<\/p>\n I just haven’t found where that place is yet.<\/p>\n But emblazoned across\u00c2\u00a0the bulging-in-all-the-wrong-senses-of-the-word chest of\u00c2\u00a0a 23-stone, crop-haired, beer-glass-thick, bespectacled, oh-boy-are-those-way-the-wrong-kind-of-shorts-wearing,\u00c2\u00a0(I’m assuming) tourist in the West End of London when I’m within 20Km…<\/p>\n Isn’t the place.<\/p>\n Brennig<\/em><\/strong>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" T-shirted (and polo-shirted!) slogans. Last Wednesday the\u00c2\u00a0waitress\u00c2\u00a0in the Deli had a message for everyone. “A good girl is just a bad girl who hasn’t been<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-64","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff","two-columns"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/64","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=64"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/64\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=64"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=64"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=64"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}