{"id":640,"date":"2008-07-22T00:42:40","date_gmt":"2008-07-21T23:42:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=640"},"modified":"2008-07-22T00:42:40","modified_gmt":"2008-07-21T23:42:40","slug":"message-in-a-bottle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=640","title":{"rendered":"Message in a bottle"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>To the total ringpiece that tried (and failed) to hack the podcast website.<\/p>\n<p>Tough shit.<\/p>\n<p>It took me a massive 14 minutes to repair the damage you did trying to hack my config.php file.<\/p>\n<p>Another 20 minutes deleting and reinstalling the database.<\/p>\n<p>Three minutes reinstalling podpress.<\/p>\n<p>Three minutes reinstalling the theme.<\/p>\n<p>Four minutes reconfiguring the widgets.<\/p>\n<p>And that&#8217;s it.<\/p>\n<p>Oh yeah &#8211; and less than 20 seconds to reinstate the RSS feeds.<\/p>\n<p>So&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Forty four minutes to repair (including reinstate to &#8216;as was&#8217;) the damage you did fucking around trying to own the database.<\/p>\n<p>Did you think the source files were unprotected?<\/p>\n<p>Daft bastard.<\/p>\n<p>Your mistake?<\/p>\n<p>Missing my utility tracker which captured your IP range &#8211; file has been sent to your ISP and your local police force, you malicious snot-nosed fuckhead.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway folks, This Reality Podcast website is back up and running.<\/p>\n<p>The recovered text and duplicate source files to Episodes 20 and 21 will be relaunched Friday\/Saturday &#8211; because I&#8217;m in London and my backup audio files are on EDDs at home.<\/p>\n<p>Episode 22 will also be out this weekend.<\/p>\n<p>If Eps20 and 21 come down our RSS pipes again I&#8217;m really sorry. I&#8217;ve been thinking about it and there is a risk that might happen but I don&#8217;t know how to mitigate against it.<\/p>\n<p><u><strong>B<\/strong><\/u>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>To the total ringpiece that tried (and failed) to hack the podcast website. Tough shit. It took me a massive 14 minutes to repair the<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-640","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff","two-columns"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/640","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=640"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/640\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=640"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=640"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=640"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}