{"id":649,"date":"2008-08-01T20:17:11","date_gmt":"2008-08-01T19:17:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=649"},"modified":"2015-02-25T20:37:25","modified_gmt":"2015-02-25T20:37:25","slug":"bts-broadband-now-with-less-broadband","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=649","title":{"rendered":"BT&#8217;s Broadband. Now with less broadband!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve written a complex SELECT statement for database A which sits on server 1. I&#8217;ll take the results and merge them in to database B which also sits on server 1 but, for good measure. I&#8217;ll replicate database A and database B and PUT them on server 2.<\/p>\n<p>With me so far?<\/p>\n<p>Great.<\/p>\n<p>Except.<\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t.<\/p>\n<p>I assumed everything was crawling because of a grid slowdown at the far end, and then I remembered that server 1 and server 2 are in different countries.<\/p>\n<p>So I ran a local bandwidth check.<\/p>\n<p>You know, between here and BT&#8217;s local exchange.<\/p>\n<p>What it tells me is that my wonderfully super-dooper twenty-first century broadband package for which I pay BT the princely sum of an arm and three legs every month is actually returning&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>40k.<\/p>\n<p>Yeah, really.<\/p>\n<p>A 56k dial-up would be quicker.<\/p>\n<p>And cheaper.<\/p>\n<p>Fantastic guys.<\/p>\n<p>Keep up the good work!<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>B<\/strong><\/em>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve written a complex SELECT statement for database A which sits on server 1. I&#8217;ll take the results and merge them in to database B<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-649","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff","two-columns"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/649","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=649"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/649\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=649"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=649"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=649"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}