{"id":6511,"date":"2012-02-03T06:17:28","date_gmt":"2012-02-03T06:17:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=6511"},"modified":"2012-02-05T01:08:25","modified_gmt":"2012-02-05T01:08:25","slug":"driven-to-distraction-329","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=6511","title":{"rendered":"Driven to distraction (3\/29)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The vexing problem of middle-lane <del>cunts<\/del>\u00a0morons on Britain&#8217;s motorways continues to bother those motorists with an IQ above 23.<\/p>\n<p>To &#8216;undertake&#8217; these hapless twats is against the law.<\/p>\n<p>Yet it is not against the law for these stupidly moronic <del>cunts<\/del> drivers to block roads, for no other reason than they have forgotten how to move over to Lane 1.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?attachment_id=6514\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-6514\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-6514\" title=\"moron\" src=\"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/wp-content\/\/moron-300x152.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"152\" srcset=\"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/moron-300x152.png 300w, https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/moron.png 1023w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>After many years of considering this problemfrom every angle, I have formulated a cunning solution.<\/p>\n<p>It is a breathtakingly simple three-point plan:<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>Remove the law that says it is illegal to undertake these morons<\/li>\n<li>Erm<\/li>\n<li>That&#8217;s it<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>I&#8217;ve driven on Freeways in the US, where it is legal to use all lanes to pass traffic.<\/p>\n<p>These roads are not more unsafe than UK motorways, where idiots reduce three-lane motorways to two-lane motorways through their sheer lack of intellect.<\/p>\n<p>So if these tadpoles of the gene-pool are unable to move to the left, let&#8217;s remove the requirement to overtake on the right.<\/p>\n<p>Problem solved.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The vexing problem of middle-lane cunts\u00a0morons on Britain&#8217;s motorways continues to bother those motorists with an IQ above 23. To &#8216;undertake&#8217; these hapless twats is<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6511","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff","two-columns"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6511","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6511"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6511\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6511"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6511"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6511"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}