I love the internet! This is what you (or perhaps people like you. Or perhaps people unlike you) have been googling over the last two weeks.<\/p>\n
The top three by category are (highest number of searches first):<\/p>\n
1: Dogging.<\/strong> This\u00c2\u00a0includes: 2: Open University.<\/strong> This\u00c2\u00a0includes: 3: Tiscali<\/strong>. This\u00c2\u00a0includes: And now for my favourite randoms: -\u00c2\u00a0can i drive in france on a provisional licence -\u00c2\u00a0my ipod keeps reseting when i play phase the rhythum game -\u00c2\u00a0dying for a wee -\u00c2\u00a0gloucester slut -\u00c2\u00a0driving the car wanking -\u00c2\u00a0david payne pa*dophil* (without the asterisks!) -\u00c2\u00a0eminem poet -\u00c2\u00a0not overtaking on dual carriageway on driving test -\u00c2\u00a0is Anna Pickard sexy? -\u00c2\u00a0what does british law say about speeds when towing light trailers? -\u00c2\u00a0how to driving threw deep water -\u00c2\u00a0chavs birthday presents That’s it for now. Happy googling everybody!<\/p>\n B<\/em><\/strong>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" I love the internet! This is what you (or perhaps people like you. Or perhaps people unlike you) have been googling over the last two<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-659","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff","two-columns"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/659","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=659"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/659\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=659"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=659"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=659"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\n-\u00c2\u00a0dogging
\n-\u00c2\u00a0dogging laybys
\n-\u00c2\u00a0dogging cotswold water park<\/p>\n
\n-\u00c2\u00a0a103 tma07 don juan
\n-\u00c2\u00a0a103 tma07
\n-\u00c2\u00a0man reading
\n-\u00c2\u00a0wide sargasso sea pygmalion<\/p>\n
\n– why are Tiscali so shit?
\n-\u00c2\u00a0letter of complaint tiscali
\n-\u00c2\u00a0why can’t i cancel tiscali contract?<\/p>\n
\n-\u00c2\u00a0jodhpurs spanking
\nIs that ‘I’ve got a spanking pair of jodhpurs’? Or do you mean it in a Max Mosely kind of way?<\/p>\n
\nNo of course you can’t. Have you even looked at your insurance? You know, insurance? I.N.S.U.R… oh forget it.<\/p>\n
\nWell stop playing the stupid fucking game then, der! And learn to spell rhythm.<\/p>\n
\nI would suggest you urinate before you burst. If this instruction is beyond your capabilities please don’t see me for details<\/p>\n
\nThat’s about 85% of the female population of Gloucester…<\/p>\n
\nAre you serious? I have enough trouble driving the car with a hardon, the thought of whipping it out and having a wank whilst driving fills me with fear!<\/p>\n
\nFor some reason there have been a tremendous level of googles to this criteria over the last two weeks. If anyone knows why please let me know, given who this person is and what part they’ve played in a certain saga, I’d be very interested in finding out what the story is.<\/p>\n
\nWhat’s not to disagree with? He is a poet, an excellent urban poet.<\/p>\n
\nWell that’s just fucking stupid isn’t it? Why do you think the instructors put you in a dual carriageway? Because it’s a dry run for motorway driving. And if you can’t overtake you shouldn’t be behind the wheel of the car. Der.<\/p>\n
\nIs the pope a Catholic? Of course she’s sexy. Every single one of us is sexy.<\/p>\n
\nBritish law says that all trailers have been banned and people caught using them will be executed on the spot. Take that you fuckers.<\/p>\n
\nBefore you get in your car\/van\/lorry I’d stop with the throwing water around.<\/p>\n
\nThe perfect birthday presents for a chav would be a sackful of Boots own-brand makeup and a large garden trowel to apply the products.<\/p>\n