{"id":665,"date":"2008-08-12T22:14:14","date_gmt":"2008-08-12T21:14:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=665"},"modified":"2008-08-12T22:14:14","modified_gmt":"2008-08-12T21:14:14","slug":"in-the-land-of-the-blind-the-one-eyed-man","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=665","title":{"rendered":"In the land of the blind, the one eyed man&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>&#8230; is wearing just one contact lense.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Bugger.<\/p>\n<p>My right lense rolled up underneath my eyelid and it&#8217;s broken now.<\/p>\n<p>The lense, not my eyelid. Der.<\/p>\n<p>But can I find my spare lenses?<\/p>\n<p>Can I be <strike>fuc<\/strike> damned.<\/p>\n<p>Oh well&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Peers in to crystal ball.<\/p>\n<p>I see a trip to Specsavers happening tomorrow.<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>B<\/strong><\/em>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; is wearing just one contact lense. Bugger. My right lense rolled up underneath my eyelid and it&#8217;s broken now. The lense, not my eyelid.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-665","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff","two-columns"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/665","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=665"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/665\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=665"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=665"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=665"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}