{"id":683,"date":"2008-09-02T19:20:06","date_gmt":"2008-09-02T18:20:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=683"},"modified":"2008-09-03T13:57:21","modified_gmt":"2008-09-03T12:57:21","slug":"crumbs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=683","title":{"rendered":"Crumbs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Monday evening, meal eaten, second of many cups of tea appropriately disposed of, first two of six sound files edited, chapter of Slam read, notes of meeting typed up, it&#8217;s time for the comedy event&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Phone call; daughter.<\/p>\n<p>Eighteen minutes later I&#8217;ve laughed so much that my sides hurt. And she was suffering from hiccup-induced giggles.<\/p>\n<p>She found it particularly funny when, as we were speaking, I opened a Cadbury&#8217;s Twirl and the wrapping split down the side but one of the chocolate fingers had been crushed in transit and I got covered in a fine spray of chocolate crumbs and spent ages dabbing a moist finger on the chocolate particles and licking them off whilst talking to her between slurps.<\/p>\n<p>As well as the mirth that this evening&#8217;s call produced we also covered:<\/p>\n<p>She&#8217;s going shopping in Granada on Thursday with a couple of school friends and a girl from Italy who is visiting friends in the village.<\/p>\n<p>She rode in to the high mountains on Saturday, Sunday and Monday. But I said she needs to be thinking about looking for a larger horse because she&#8217;s outgrown <em>Tomas<\/em> now. I suggested a nice 14.2hh Andalusian mare might be more suited, and we talked about how she wouldn&#8217;t have to let <em>Tomas<\/em> go because there&#8217;s plenty of room on the <em>Finca<\/em>. But they&#8217;d need to increase the amount of hay they bought in for the winter if she did get another horse.<\/p>\n<p>She goes back to school in four weeks. She&#8217;s looking forward to it. She thinks that three and a half months holiday is a bit boring. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>We discussed the presents I promised her if she did well in her exams &#8211; and let&#8217;s be honest, coming top of class in <em>Lengua<\/em> and <em>Mathematica<\/em>\u00c2\u00a0 deserves some kind of significant reward. I asked if she wanted a new pair of snow skis for the winter but she said she might like a snowboard. The jury is still out.<\/p>\n<p>We both agreed that Rhianna&#8217;s &#8216;<em>Disturbia<\/em>&#8216; is the worst record that&#8217;s ever been made. In fact we decided that it&#8217;s so bad the record company probably released it as a comedy single, but just forgot to tell everyone about the &#8216;comedy&#8217; bit. Apparently the new <em>Marie Isabel<\/em> album is much better but I can&#8217;t validate that! [this might be good :)]. I did mention that &#8216;<em>Cultura<\/em>&#8216; by Breed 77 is better but she did the face-pull thing that she sometimes does when she mistakenly believes I&#8217;m talking rubbish; I can tell when she&#8217;s doing that face-pull thing, even over the phone.<\/p>\n<p>And that was it.<\/p>\n<p>Laughter, giggling and chocolate crumbs. The memory of the first two is pleasant, but inside I&#8217;m sad at the amount of lost chocolate. \ud83d\ude41<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>B<\/strong><\/em>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Monday evening, meal eaten, second of many cups of tea appropriately disposed of, first two of six sound files edited, chapter of Slam read, notes<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-683","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff","two-columns"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/683","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=683"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/683\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=683"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=683"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=683"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}