{"id":685,"date":"2008-09-06T21:02:13","date_gmt":"2008-09-06T20:02:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=685"},"modified":"2008-09-07T10:12:29","modified_gmt":"2008-09-07T09:12:29","slug":"sinner","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=685","title":{"rendered":"Sinner!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Yeah [hangs head in shame], I have done wrong.<\/p>\n

It was very early Friday morning in the kitchen in the house in South West London.<\/p>\n

I opened the door to the cupboard where the breakfast cereal is kept, I reached in for my Golden Syrup-flavoured Oatso Simple and spied…<\/p>\n

A box of Shreddies.<\/p>\n

And like Homer (Simpson) I heard a voice in my head that said ‘Mmmmmmm….’<\/p>\n

I reached in, grabbed the box and… stole Shreddies.<\/p>\n

And as a consequence I went to Morrison’s this afternoon and bought a box of my own.<\/p>\n

And do you know what Soph said to me this evening?<\/p>\n

After our Chinese take-away?<\/p>\n

‘Can I have a bowl of Shreddies?’<\/p>\n

B<\/strong><\/em>.<\/p>\n

p.s. I really am very repentant for my sinning. I’m very, very sorry I stole some Shreddies. But they were delicious!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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