{"id":6951,"date":"2012-03-01T06:00:32","date_gmt":"2012-03-01T06:00:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=6951"},"modified":"2015-02-25T20:38:03","modified_gmt":"2015-02-25T20:38:03","slug":"the-nationality-debate-an-alternate-viewpoint","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=6951","title":{"rendered":"The nationality debate, an alternative view"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Happy St David&#8217;s Day.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?attachment_id=6952\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-6952\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-6952\" title=\"welsh_flag\" src=\"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/wp-content\/\/welsh_flag-300x200.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/welsh_flag-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/welsh_flag.jpg 465w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong><em>Dewi Sant<\/em>.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>But instead of sitting proudly on the nest of Welshness (because who needs a special day to celebrate being a member of the greatest nationality on the planet?), I thought I&#8217;d have a quick look at being British.<\/p>\n<p>I did the Channel 4 Nationality Quiz yesterday. I got 23 right, out of 24 possible answers. This is a pass. I feel slightly ashamed I got one question wrong.<\/p>\n<p>But really, does passing this quiz make me British? Does knowing the correct answers to 23 out of 24 questions make me *suitable* to call myself British?<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_6960\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-6960\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?attachment_id=6960\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-6960\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-6960\" title=\"C4quiz\" src=\"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/wp-content\/\/C4quiz-300x217.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"217\" srcset=\"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/C4quiz-300x217.jpg 300w, https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/C4quiz.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-6960\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">for full size: click on this, then click on the next picture<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Of course it doesn&#8217;t.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>This quiz is pathetic.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Knowing where the Welsh Assembly is located, for example, is nothing to do with whether I am fit to call myself British or not.<\/p>\n<p>What a stupid fucking quiz.<\/p>\n<p>Any child of reasonable intelligence should be able to pass this quiz; it&#8217;s a pop quiz, a randomised general knowledge, trivial pursuit-type questionnaire.<\/p>\n<p>Where are the historical questions?<\/p>\n<p>Where are the questions on law (civil, criminal and case)?<\/p>\n<p>Where are the questions on culture and custom and context?<\/p>\n<p>Where are the questions on literature and language? And art and poetry?<\/p>\n<p>And also where&#8217;s the test on literacy? If you can&#8217;t structure and punctuate a simple sentence in at least one of the official languages of the country, you must, by logic, be an unsuitable candidate to call yourself British.<\/p>\n<p>And really, just one question on Wales? And no questions at all on Northern Ireland?<\/p>\n<p>How fucking pathetic.<\/p>\n<p>So here&#8217;s my take.<\/p>\n<p>Everyone who lives in the UK should be forced to take this test &#8211; no matter where they were born.<\/p>\n<p>And the stupid people who were born here but who can&#8217;t pass the test should be exported to live in the Falkland Islands for the rest of their lives.<\/p>\n<p>Firm but fair.<\/p>\n<p>You can take the test here, but it really is ridiculously simple.<\/p>\n<p>And the one I got wrong? That was Question 14:<br \/>\n<strong>How many elected members does the UK have in the European Parliament?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The answer of 73 disgusts me. Seventy three sets of &#8216;trotters in the trough&#8217;? Seventy three Euro MPs? As well as our 650 Westminster MPs?<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s outrageous, and a total disgrace. Both numbers should be halved.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Happy St David&#8217;s Day. &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Dewi Sant. &nbsp; &nbsp; But instead of sitting proudly on the nest of Welshness (because who needs a<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6951","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff","two-columns"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6951","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6951"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6951\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6951"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6951"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6951"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}