{"id":699,"date":"2008-09-11T20:36:45","date_gmt":"2008-09-11T19:36:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=699"},"modified":"2008-09-12T00:24:32","modified_gmt":"2008-09-11T23:24:32","slug":"after-a-night-out","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=699","title":{"rendered":"After a night out&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>You.<\/p>\n<p>Yes you.<\/p>\n<p>The girl so far up your own arse that if you shoved a toothbrush up your bum you could clean your own teeth.<\/p>\n<p>See the way you spread yourself out all over the seats and the table?<\/p>\n<p>See that?<\/p>\n<p>See the way I pick up all of your stuff that wasn&#8217;t in your section of the table?<\/p>\n<p>See the way I dropped it on the floor?<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s you that is.<\/p>\n<p>Tough fucking shit.<\/p>\n<p>I really don&#8217;t care that you look like some over-hyped version of an Asian princess.<\/p>\n<p>If you put your shit in my space it&#8217;s just fucking shit.<\/p>\n<p>Yes that&#8217;s right.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve had a drink.<\/p>\n<p>Actually no.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve had a whole bucketful of drink.<\/p>\n<p>And you and your friend. The one that you&#8217;re on the phone to?<\/p>\n<p>You are scum.<\/p>\n<p>Cheap chavvy scum.<\/p>\n<p>Fuck you.<\/p>\n<p>See?<\/p>\n<p>You can look at me all you like but the truth is I really don&#8217;t give a toss.<\/p>\n<p>Pick your stuff up off the floor and shut the fuck up.<\/p>\n<p>OK?<\/p>\n<p>And stop looking at me like that otherwise I&#8217;m going to take your handbag off the seat, open my fly, get my cock out and piss in your bag.<\/p>\n<p>Thanks.<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>B<\/strong><\/em>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So&#8230; You. Yes you. The girl so far up your own arse that if you shoved a toothbrush up your bum you could clean your<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-699","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff","two-columns"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/699","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=699"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/699\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=699"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=699"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=699"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}