{"id":71,"date":"2007-07-04T22:02:41","date_gmt":"2007-07-04T21:02:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=71"},"modified":"2012-05-05T10:50:14","modified_gmt":"2012-05-05T09:50:14","slug":"ouch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=71","title":{"rendered":"Ouch!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Snapped a fingernail.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s James Brown&#8217;s fault.<\/p>\n<p>And <strike>Mark and Lard<\/strike> Radcliffe and Maconie on Radio 2.<\/p>\n<p>At 21.45 they played &#8216;<em>This is a man&#8217;s, man&#8217;s, man&#8217;s world<\/em>&#8216; by James Brown.<\/p>\n<p>One of the greatest, softest, bluesiest, soulest records ever.<\/p>\n<p>So I jumped out of bed, grabbed my guitar and joined in.<\/p>\n<p>Got the arpeggio section perfect &#8211; that&#8217;s the bit that goes:<br \/>\n<em>Dum di dum di dum, dum di dum di dum, dum di dum di dum, dum di dum di dum\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Except I tore off a fingernail going for an open chord.<\/p>\n<p>Bugger.<\/p>\n<p>Bloody James Brown.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Snapped a fingernail. It&#8217;s James Brown&#8217;s fault. And Mark and Lard Radcliffe and Maconie on Radio 2. At 21.45 they played &#8216;This is a man&#8217;s,<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-71","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff","two-columns"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=71"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=71"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=71"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=71"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}