{"id":715,"date":"2008-09-25T08:19:35","date_gmt":"2008-09-25T07:19:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=715"},"modified":"2008-09-25T08:19:35","modified_gmt":"2008-09-25T07:19:35","slug":"cyclists","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=715","title":{"rendered":"Cyclists!"},"content":{"rendered":"

So\u00c2\u00a0 I’m on the coach, right?<\/p>\n

And we’re in Kensington, right?<\/p>\n

And we’re stopped at the lights, right?<\/p>\n

Well, this cyclist courier guy pulls up alongside us, right?<\/p>\n

I mean he gets in tight and close to the coach, right?<\/p>\n

And then, because he can’t go further forwards because there’s a van blocking his way, he has to wait there for the lights to change, right?<\/p>\n

Well what he does is he keeps his feet on the peddles and just leans in to the side of the bus, right?<\/p>\n

I mean, WTF?<\/p>\n

When did ‘please feel free to lean against any vehicle’ appear in the inconsiderate bastard cyclists manual?<\/p>\n

B<\/strong><\/em>.<\/p>\n

p.s. Sorry about the chavspeak; I’ve been listening to a parody of how youffs talk to each other and it’s cuttingly accurate but slightly addictive.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

So\u00c2\u00a0 I’m on the coach, right? And we’re in Kensington, right? And we’re stopped at the lights, right? Well, this cyclist courier guy pulls up<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-715","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff","two-columns"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/715","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=715"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/715\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=715"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=715"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=715"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}