The two oriental-looking-but-eastern-european-speaking girls sitting behind me haven’t stopped yammering since we got on the coach in Victoria.<\/p>\n
We’re now in Buckinghamshire.<\/p>\n
I’ve got no issue with them yammering non-stop at each other in a tongue I don’t understand. No. My problem is nothing to do with the language.<\/p>\n
My problem is everything to do with the non-stop yammering. And the simpering girly voices.<\/p>\n
I want to turn round and say ‘Shut The Fuck Up!’<\/p>\n
I want to do it in a mean and threatening way.<\/p>\n
I don’t want to have to take refuge in the ear-bud world that I usually enjoy because today – being Friday afternoon\/evening and also being the end of the week – I want to sleep.<\/p>\n
I dozed off a couple of times on the way out of London but on both occasions I was dragged from the arms of Mary<\/strike> Morpheus by the incessant yammer yammer and girly simpering with accompanying giggling.<\/p>\n
Sigh.<\/p>\n
Guess how old they are.<\/p>\n
No, go on. Guess.<\/p>\n
They’re both in the 24-26 bracket.<\/p>\n
Fuck me, I’d like to do something with them and a bracket.<\/p>\n
Hang them from the wall of the bus. On the outside. In a ‘stitch that you bitches’ kind of way.<\/p>\n
[pauses]<\/p>\n
I’m not normally grumpy when I’ve been woken up.<\/p>\n
At least I don’t think I am; a little lower in the vocals, sure, but not grumpy at all.<\/p>\n
Honest.<\/p>\n
This has nothing to do with being woken up.<\/p>\n
It’s everything to do with being kept awake – and that’s a serious crime.<\/p>\n
They’re at it again – and we’re nearly in Oxfordshire!<\/p>\n
Now then, where did I put that bracket?<\/p>\n
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