{"id":7180,"date":"2012-03-26T21:07:54","date_gmt":"2012-03-26T20:07:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=7180"},"modified":"2016-02-12T02:27:52","modified_gmt":"2016-02-12T02:27:52","slug":"the-one-with-all-the-sex-in-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=7180","title":{"rendered":"The one with all the sex in it"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There is a quaint Strine word; &#8216;<em><strong>toey<\/strong><\/em>&#8216;. It sums my particular state of mind and condition up.<\/p>\n<p>Accurately.<\/p>\n<p>I had a meeting, today, with Leggy Redhead from HR.<\/p>\n<p>I successfully kept my gaze fixed to hers, never once letting my eyes stray towards her tantalising and invitingly pert cleavage.<\/p>\n<p>I may have faltered, once or twice, and glanced at her full and oh so kissable lips.<\/p>\n<p>And caught sight of her tongue, as she lubricated her lips from time to time.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?attachment_id=7181\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-7181\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-7181\" title=\"red2\" src=\"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/wp-content\/\/red2-300x280.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"280\" srcset=\"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/red2-300x280.jpg 300w, https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/red2.jpg 639w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I certainly did not admire&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>the way her tight skirt&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>clung to her figure&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>when she stood up.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>And when she shook my hand&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I didn&#8217;t notice her long, cool fingers&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>as she PULLED ME IN TO HER ARMS, GROUND HER LIPS AGAINST MINE, FORCED HER TONGUE IN TO MY MOUTH AND PRESSED HER BODY AGAINST MINE; THE ACHING DESIRE IN HER LOINS CHIMING WITH MY NEED TO HAVE HER&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Oh.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m sorry about that.<\/p>\n<p>I seem to have drifted off for a moment.<\/p>\n<p>It won&#8217;t happen again.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m just.<\/p>\n<p>You know.<\/p>\n<p>Feeling a bit.<\/p>\n<p>Toey.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There is a quaint Strine word; &#8216;toey&#8216;. It sums my particular state of mind and condition up. Accurately. I had a meeting, today, with Leggy<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7180","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff","two-columns"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7180","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7180"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7180\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7180"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7180"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7180"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}