I’m guessing a certain amount of stuff here but one thing is for certain. She is not a morning person. Or maybe she is and this is her best feature. In which case… Be afraid, be very afraid.<\/p>\n
The coach this morning is full.<\/p>\n
The seats at the two tables on the lower deck were full-ish; two people seated at each table.<\/p>\n
But – and I soooo hate this – the woman who was sitting in the window seat at one table had occupied the seat next to her. With her luggage – a rucksack sort of thing. Or maybe it was a very large handbag.<\/p>\n
Kind of attractive in a mid-30s and knows it way but a definite steely ‘don’t fuck with me’ air about her.<\/p>\n
You know the sort of person.<\/p>\n
Had a completely successful sense of humour bypass at birth.<\/p>\n
So I asked her to move her stuff so I could sit down.<\/p>\n
Know what she did?<\/p>\n
She pointed to a vacant seat at the other table, and said I could sit there instead.<\/p>\n
Ha.<\/p>\n
I guess I could have told her to eat shit and die but the truth is I laughed and did as she asked.<\/p>\n
And the coach filled up behind as more people got on.<\/p>\n
Until the person five behind me in the queue asked the Divine Ms Grump to move her stuff so that she could sit down.<\/p>\n
This time the coach was full and she had no option.<\/p>\n
So.<\/p>\n
Every now and then I catch her eye – The Divine Ms Grump.<\/p>\n
And I smile at her; actually it’s pretty much a slightly restrained full-on laugh.<\/p>\n
Know what?<\/p>\n
She doesn’t return the smile.<\/p>\n
In fact she still looks as though (as Soph would say) she has a face like a slapped arse.<\/p>\n
I really hope she isn’t a morning person and that this really is not the best side of her personality! I’m guessing a certain amount of stuff here but one thing is for certain. She is not a morning person. Or maybe she is and<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-730","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff","two-columns"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/730","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=730"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/730\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=730"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=730"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=730"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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