{"id":732,"date":"2008-10-10T15:09:27","date_gmt":"2008-10-10T14:09:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=732"},"modified":"2008-10-10T15:44:27","modified_gmt":"2008-10-10T14:44:27","slug":"wtf-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=732","title":{"rendered":"WTF?"},"content":{"rendered":"

I’ve just gone past a shop that declares itself to be a ‘Specialist Dry Cleaner’.<\/p>\n

What?<\/p>\n

Does this mean they only clean ‘specialist’ clothes?<\/p>\n

Or that they clean ordinary clothes in a very specialist way (i.e. using dry cleaning techniques handed down from generation to generation of pixie)?<\/p>\n

Answers please on a dead rat of your choice to: answers@whatthefuckisthemeaningofthisgibberish.com<\/p>\n

B<\/strong><\/em>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I’ve just gone past a shop that declares itself to be a ‘Specialist Dry Cleaner’. What? Does this mean they only clean ‘specialist’ clothes? Or<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-732","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff","two-columns"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/732","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=732"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/732\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=732"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=732"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=732"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}