{"id":750,"date":"2008-10-22T21:07:40","date_gmt":"2008-10-22T20:07:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=750"},"modified":"2008-10-23T05:28:21","modified_gmt":"2008-10-23T04:28:21","slug":"i-didnt-think-life-would-turn-out-like-this","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=750","title":{"rendered":"I didn&#8217;t think life would turn out like this&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I am on the express coach to Oxford. I have had a drink but not much. Enough to know that the guy sitting opposite me is really really really really weird.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway.<\/p>\n<p>Since I got on the coach I have converted four sound files from m4a to mp3 for next Saturday&#8217;s podcast. And I have converted a video file to mp3 and then clipped that mp3 down from 10 minutes to 1m 30s &#8211; also for next Saturday&#8217;s podcast.<\/p>\n<p>And I&#8217;ve written some notes &#8211; for the podcast.<\/p>\n<p>And I&#8217;ve redrafted a project plan which is, of course, nothing to do with the podcast.<\/p>\n<p>Right now I&#8217;m half watching an episode of Pets whilst half watching the girl sitting on the opposite side of the aisle.<\/p>\n<p>She&#8217;s weird, faking phone calls left and right.\u00c2\u00a0 Well, faking phone calls anyway because earlier on we went through a fucking great tunnel where no mobile works and still she pretended to be on the phone to her mate Sarah.<\/p>\n<p>Sarah, I ask you. What kind of a pornstar name is that?<\/p>\n<p>No? Just me then?<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m starving. But I&#8217;m embarrassed to tell Soph that I&#8217;m on the way home and I&#8217;m hungry. For lurve, as well as for food.<\/p>\n<p>And I have written a simple exercise in descriptive narrative which I&#8217;m going to do and will also pass on to Amy to see if it helps.The weird thing is that I have just discovered a letter to myself in my laptop bag. And in it I name JFK&#8217;s killer &#8211; who is, of course<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am on the express coach to Oxford. I have had a drink but not much. Enough to know that the guy sitting opposite me<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-750","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff","two-columns"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/750","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=750"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/750\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=750"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=750"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=750"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}