{"id":764,"date":"2008-11-01T20:10:10","date_gmt":"2008-11-01T20:10:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=764"},"modified":"2008-11-01T21:09:20","modified_gmt":"2008-11-01T21:09:20","slug":"mia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=764","title":{"rendered":"MIA?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Me: Whatever happened to Gareth Gates?<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Soph: He snogged Jordan. And fell in to her cleavage. And hasn&#8217;t been seen since, despite a breast reduction to see if he could be found.<br \/>\n<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Mystery solved. Gareth Gates; a poor man&#8217;s Steve Fossett.<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>B<\/strong><\/em>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Me: Whatever happened to Gareth Gates? Soph: He snogged Jordan. And fell in to her cleavage. And hasn&#8217;t been seen since, despite a breast reduction<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-764","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff","two-columns"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/764","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=764"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/764\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=764"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=764"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=764"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}