{"id":768,"date":"2008-11-05T17:22:51","date_gmt":"2008-11-05T17:22:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=768"},"modified":"2008-11-05T17:22:51","modified_gmt":"2008-11-05T17:22:51","slug":"hi-yes-im-on-the-coach","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=768","title":{"rendered":"Hi! Yes I’m on the coach!!!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Hi! I’m good, how are you? Oh yes. Really looking forward to it.<\/p>\n

I’m sorry folks, I’m relaying this conversation completely inaccurately. This is what she really said…<\/p>\n

HI!!!!! I’M GOOD!!! HOW ARE YOU???? OH YES!!!! REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO IT!!!!<\/p>\n

For fuck’s sake woman, you’ve got a mobile telephone handset. Why can’t you use that instead of shouting?<\/p>\n

Are you deaf or something?<\/p>\n

I said are you deaf or something?<\/p>\n

You know that safety announcement that you’ve just listened to? The one that included the line ‘be considerate to other passengers when using your mobile telephone or personal stereo’?<\/p>\n

Didn’t you fucking hear it?<\/p>\n

No of course you didn’t. Because you were too busy shouting down your telephone.<\/p>\n

Some days I hate people, some days I love them. Today isn’t your day.<\/p>\n

B<\/strong><\/em>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Hi! I’m good, how are you? Oh yes. Really looking forward to it. I’m sorry folks, I’m relaying this conversation completely inaccurately. This is what<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-768","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff","two-columns"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/768","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=768"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/768\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=768"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=768"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=768"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}