{"id":7882,"date":"2012-06-09T22:48:16","date_gmt":"2012-06-09T21:48:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=7882"},"modified":"2015-02-25T20:38:03","modified_gmt":"2015-02-25T20:38:03","slug":"you-can-run-fearne-cotton-but-you-cant-hide","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=7882","title":{"rendered":"You can run, Fearne Cotton, but you can’t hide"},"content":{"rendered":"

Talentless uberbimbo, BBC Radio One-presenting chav-in-chief, Fearne Cotton, has made one of the most ludicrous statements to the press.<\/p>\n

Ms Cotton (let’s not forget she is related to Bill Cotton, the former Head of Light Entertainment at the BBC – who went on to become Managing Director of BBC Television), has claimed that people who point out her many shortcomings are – to use her own word – ‘bullies’.<\/p>\n

It’s time to set the record straight, for the\u00a0intellectually-challenged Ms Cotton. I’ll do this in the nicest, non-bullying way possible.<\/p>\n

On this argument, Ms Cotton, \u00a0as on many other things, you are completely wrong and vapidly clueless.<\/p>\n

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It is not bullying to point out that someone is a talentless airhead.<\/p>\n

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It is also not bullying to point out that the BBC – Ms Cotton’s employer – has *never* published the listener figures for her radio show, whilst those of her predecessor were regularly published.<\/p>\n

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Similarly, it is not bullying to point out that as well as lacking a combination of fundamental industry knowledge, Ms Cotton also lacks talent; she is surviving on personality alone, ability continues to evade her with daily regularity.<\/p>\n

The fact is, Ms Cotton, the BBC’s jubilee coverage was at its most best ‘lacklustre’ and at it’s most worst it was ‘dire’.<\/p>\n

Please learn to accept criticism, Ms Cotton; it’s what makes us better people.<\/p>\n

Or most of us, anyway.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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