{"id":7972,"date":"2012-07-24T21:07:32","date_gmt":"2012-07-24T20:07:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=7972"},"modified":"2012-07-24T21:07:32","modified_gmt":"2012-07-24T20:07:32","slug":"fucking-cats","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=7972","title":{"rendered":"Fucking cats"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There are four or five cats that climb in to my (protected) garden. They piss all over the plants and shit all over the place.<\/p>\n<p>I can kill them, yes?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?attachment_id=7973\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-7973\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-7973\" title=\"Evil bastard\" src=\"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/wp-content\/\/Evil-bastard.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"357\" height=\"419\" srcset=\"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Evil-bastard.jpg 357w, https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Evil-bastard-255x300.jpg 255w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 357px) 100vw, 357px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>This isn&#8217;t a rhetorical question, I&#8217;m earnestly serious.<\/p>\n<p>Why the fuck should I be penalised because someone around here can&#8217;t control their fucking animals?<\/p>\n<p>These cats obviously aren&#8217;t domesticated. If they were domesticated they would piss and shit in the garden of their owner.<\/p>\n<p>These cats need fucking training.<\/p>\n<p>Or they need fucking.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll do it my way then, shall I?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There are four or five cats that climb in to my (protected) garden. They piss all over the plants and shit all over the place.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7972","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff","two-columns"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7972","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7972"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7972\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7972"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7972"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7972"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}