{"id":801,"date":"2008-11-27T07:10:06","date_gmt":"2008-11-27T07:10:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=801"},"modified":"2012-05-03T17:37:39","modified_gmt":"2012-05-03T16:37:39","slug":"unintentionally-eavesdropping","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=801","title":{"rendered":"Unintentionally eavesdropping"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>This is just one side of a conversation I couldn&#8217;t help overhearing last week, it was conducted at full volume by two people standing in front of me in a queue. The googled privacy of the folk concerned have been protected by the cunning use of bio-degradable asterisks. Read it and weep:<\/em><\/p>\n<p>K*m W*ng*r is going out with M*tty D*nst*n?<\/p>\n<p>Is she really?<\/p>\n<p>She&#8217;s really fit she is.<\/p>\n<p>She used to go out with a guy called Dave. She had a couple of kids by him.<\/p>\n<p>Well, well, well. K*m W*ng*r is going out with M*tty D*nst*n?<\/p>\n<p>Has she got any kids by him yet? No? And she&#8217;s got five kids by other blokes?<\/p>\n<p>I haven&#8217;t seen Matty for years, I went to primary school with him.<\/p>\n<p>No, he&#8217;s the same age as me, makes him 35, 36?<\/p>\n<p>Well, well. K*m W*ng*r and M*tty D*nst*n.<\/p>\n<p>Who? Kathy?<\/p>\n<p>She&#8217;s a laugh she is.<\/p>\n<p>Does she know that joke? The I&#8217;m a celebrity joke?<\/p>\n<p>Cos that Martina Navratillova, you know she&#8217;s a lesbian? Well she&#8217;s going to win it because she&#8217;s been eating bush tucker for years.<\/p>\n<p><em>(I was so tempted to stand up and shout &#8216;ta daaa!&#8217; but for one fact; I&#8217;m very partial to some bush tucker myself. In a vegetarian kind of way!)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>B<\/strong><\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>p.s. Soundtrack: The Loadout by Jackson Browne. Just excellent!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is just one side of a conversation I couldn&#8217;t help overhearing last week, it was conducted at full volume by two people standing in<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-801","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff","two-columns"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/801","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=801"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/801\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=801"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=801"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=801"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}