{"id":814,"date":"2008-12-01T14:04:30","date_gmt":"2008-12-01T14:04:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=814"},"modified":"2008-12-01T14:06:00","modified_gmt":"2008-12-01T14:06:00","slug":"suits-you-sir","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=814","title":{"rendered":"Suits you sir"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m preparing for the Awards beanfeast on Wednesday evening and being a pragmatic\u00c2\u00a0person I&#8217;m aware that, of late, my middle has *cough* expanded. Slightly.<\/p>\n<p>This morning, while walking from a meeting at one end of Westminster to another meeting at the distant end of Westminster I spied a Moss Bros and grasped the opportunity with both hands.<\/p>\n<p>It really didn&#8217;t take me long to work out that a full-on evening suit would cost \u00c2\u00a365 to hire, but for \u00c2\u00a389 I could buy one <em>and<\/em> get a dress shirt <em>and<\/em> bow-tie thrown in. This is a win.<\/p>\n<p>Lastminute.com have come up trumps and sorted me out with a double room in a four-star\u00c2\u00a0Hyde Park hotel for \u00c2\u00a379.99. This\u00c2\u00a0is a legitmate\u00c2\u00a0company expense so I will claim it back, obv. This is a double\u00c2\u00a0win.<\/p>\n<p>The downside to these wins is that I have to spend the evening in a conference centre with about 750 work colleagues and the night in a crummy four-star hotel in Hyde Park, instead of spending the early part of the evening riding Vin and the late part of the evening\/all night in the arms of Soph.<\/p>\n<p>Sigh.<\/p>\n<p>But it&#8217;s only one night.<\/p>\n<p><strong><em>B<\/em><\/strong>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m preparing for the Awards beanfeast on Wednesday evening and being a pragmatic\u00c2\u00a0person I&#8217;m aware that, of late, my middle has *cough* expanded. Slightly. This<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-814","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff","two-columns"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/814","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=814"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/814\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=814"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=814"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=814"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}