{"id":816,"date":"2008-12-02T13:50:40","date_gmt":"2008-12-02T13:50:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=816"},"modified":"2008-12-02T14:27:44","modified_gmt":"2008-12-02T14:27:44","slug":"mental-dental-floss-needed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=816","title":{"rendered":"Mental (dental) floss needed"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Aaarrrghhhh!<\/p>\n<p>I have a tune &#8211; an earworm &#8211; stuck in my head and&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>It.<br \/>\nWon&#8217;t.<br \/>\nGet.<br \/>\nOut!<\/p>\n<p>Aaaarggghhhh!<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Rocket in My Pocket&#8217; by Little Feat.<\/p>\n<p>A couple of hundred years ago when I\u00c2\u00a0worked in a British military establishment on the Dutch\/German border I used to listen to a lot of Dutch radio.<\/p>\n<p>There was a radio station called VPRO that had a late-night show called &#8216;De Amigos de Musica Show&#8217;. And they used drop-ins and bumpers from artists.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, I used to tape (in a C30, C60, C90, Go! kind of way because this was in the days before digital, kids) each show so I could play them back, repeatedly, at my leisure and usually in my car.<\/p>\n<p>I had one particular tape in my collection that had\u00c2\u00a0a classic show compiliation on it.<\/p>\n<p>Right after a Dutch band called &#8216;The Inside Nipples&#8217; performed their seminal work &#8216;We&#8217;re So Glad Elvis Is Dead (He&#8217;s Such A Drag)&#8217; was a drop in: &#8216;This is Lol George of Little Feat and you&#8217;re listening to VPRO, De Amigos de Musica Show&#8217; and it went straight in to Rocket in My Pocket.<\/p>\n<p>Rocket in My Pocket was the worst song on the whole tape. So how good was the rest of the tape!!<\/p>\n<p>Blindingly good, that&#8217;s how good. It gave me:<\/p>\n<p>* The Werewolves of London by the brilliant (and sadly late) Warren Zevon<br \/>\n* Game Number Nine by the brilliant (and equally sadly, late) Ray Charles<br \/>\n* something I can&#8217;t name but it was hauntingly delivered\u00c2\u00a0and contained the lyric (which has stayed with me ever since) &#8216;The more things change the more they stay the same. Goodbye baby Jane&#8217;<br \/>\n* Sechsundsechzig Jahren (a real toe-tapper from Deutschland)<\/p>\n<p>And the weakest of the bunch was the song that was prefixed by &#8216;This is Lol George of Little Feat and you&#8217;re listening to VPRO&#8230;&#8217;?<\/p>\n<p>Absolutely.<\/p>\n<p>Because it&#8217;s a lame, lame, lame song.<\/p>\n<p>So there.<\/p>\n<p>Said it.<\/p>\n<p>And to any Little Feat fans who might happen this way on the strength of a speculative google (just as members of The Hoosiers Fan Club website have done &#8211; and herein found unflattering words about <em>them<\/em>!)&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I.<br \/>\nDon&#8217;t.<br \/>\nCare.<\/p>\n<p>Right, I&#8217;m away to plug in my iPod to try and drown this earworm in something better. I have some Iron Maiden warmed up on standby. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p><strong><em>B<\/em><\/strong>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Aaarrrghhhh! I have a tune &#8211; an earworm &#8211; stuck in my head and&#8230; It. Won&#8217;t. Get. Out! Aaaarggghhhh! &#8216;Rocket in My Pocket&#8217; by Little<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-816","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff","two-columns"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/816","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=816"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/816\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=816"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=816"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=816"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}