{"id":8203,"date":"2012-09-13T22:20:59","date_gmt":"2012-09-13T21:20:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=8203"},"modified":"2012-09-13T22:20:59","modified_gmt":"2012-09-13T21:20:59","slug":"teenage-kicks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=8203","title":{"rendered":"Teenage kicks?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s easy being a teenager. What adult hasn&#8217;t thought that?<\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s face it, for most teenagers life is very simple: no work, very few rules (keep your room clean, don&#8217;t stay out too late, don&#8217;t make too much noise, etc), able to come and go as they please, pretty much.<\/p>\n<p>But it isn&#8217;t like that &#8211; it isn&#8217;t like that at all for them.<\/p>\n<p>Teenagers are hybrid monsters.<\/p>\n<p>Teenagers are neither adults nor children. Their bodies are subject to enormous, sudden variations. Their mental states are unpredictably affected by massive amounts of powerful, naturally-produced, mood enhancing\/mood destroying narcotics.<\/p>\n<p>Hormones &#8211; and puberty &#8211; combine to give teenagers the physical appearance of adults, with all the pleasing features that entails, yet those same hormones give teenagers the emotional stability of a five-year old child.<\/p>\n<p>For the vast majority of teenagers, every day is filled with conflict. Every day is a day of imbalance.<\/p>\n<p>Trust\/distrust.<\/p>\n<p>Love\/loathing.<\/p>\n<p>Trust\/distrust.<\/p>\n<p>Teenagers are capable of feeling all of these things &#8211; and some are capable of feeling all of these things at the same time.<\/p>\n<p>It isn&#8217;t easy, being a teenager.<\/p>\n<p>Capturing the angst, documenting the uncertainty of being a teenager was, I used to think, an impossible job.<\/p>\n<p>And then I heard the track &#8216;Teen Idle&#8217; by Marina and the Diamonds.<\/p>\n<p>This song is an accurate, insightful portrayal of the conflicts that inhabit the physical\/mental systems of a teenage girl.<\/p>\n<p>You think you&#8217;re messed up?<\/p>\n<p>Read these lyrics and become, for just a few minutes, a teenager once again; experience the conflicts that become, to a teenager, routine&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8216;Teen Idle&#8217;, by Marina and the Diamonds<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I wanna be a bottle blonde<br \/>\nI don\u2019t know why but I feel conned<br \/>\nI wanna be an idle teen<br \/>\nI wish I hadn\u2019t been so clean<\/p>\n<p>I wanna stay inside all day<br \/>\nI want the world to go away<br \/>\nI want blood, guts and chocolate cake<br \/>\nI wanna be a real fake<\/p>\n<p>Yeah I wish I\u2019d been a, wish I\u2019d been a teen, teen idle<br \/>\nWish I\u2019d been a prom queen fighting for the title<br \/>\nInstead of being sixteen and burning up a bible<br \/>\nFeeling super, super (super!) suicidal<br \/>\nThe wasted years, the wasted youth<br \/>\nThe pretty lies, the ugly truth<br \/>\nAnd the day has come where I have died<br \/>\nOnly to find I\u2019ve come alive<\/p>\n<p>I wanna be a virgin pure<br \/>\nA 21st century whore<br \/>\nI want back my virginity<br \/>\nSo I can feel infinity<br \/>\nI wanna drink until I ache<br \/>\nI wanna make a big mistake<br \/>\nI want blood, guts and angel cake<br \/>\nI\u2019m gonna puke it anyway<\/p>\n<p>Yeah I wish I\u2019d been a, wish I\u2019d been a teen, teen idle<br \/>\nWish I\u2019d been a prom queen fighting for the title<br \/>\nInstead of being sixteen and burning up a bible<br \/>\nFeeling super, super (super!) suicidal<br \/>\nThe wasted years, the wasted youth<br \/>\nThe pretty lies, the ugly truth<br \/>\nAnd the day has come where I have died<br \/>\nOnly to find I\u2019ve come alive<br \/>\nCome alive, I\u2019ve come alive<\/p>\n<p>I wish I wasn\u2019t such a narcissist<br \/>\nI wish I didn\u2019t really kiss the mirror when I\u2019m on my own<br \/>\nOh God! I\u2019m gonna die alone<br \/>\nAdolescence didn\u2019t make sense<br \/>\nA little loss of innocence<br \/>\nThe ugly years of being a fool<br \/>\nAin\u2019t youth meant to be beautiful?<\/p>\n<p>Yeah I wish I\u2019d been a, wish I\u2019d been a teen, teen idle<br \/>\nWish I\u2019d been a prom queen fighting for the title<br \/>\nInstead of being sixteen and burning up a bible<br \/>\nFeeling super, super (super!) suicidal<br \/>\nThe wasted years, the wasted youth<br \/>\nThe pretty lies, the ugly truth<br \/>\nAnd the day has come where I have died<br \/>\nOnly to find I\u2019ve come alive<br \/>\nOnly to find I\u2019ve come alive<br \/>\nOnly to find I\u2019ve come alive<br \/>\nCome alive<\/p>\n<p>Feeling super, super, super! Suicidal<br \/>\nFeeling super, super, super! Suicidal<br \/>\nFeeling super, super, super! Suicidal<br \/>\nCome alive<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s easy being a teenager. What adult hasn&#8217;t thought that? 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